idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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