We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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