Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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