Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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