thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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