Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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