Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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