i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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