yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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