i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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