and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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