Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Randomize
