Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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