i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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