So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Houston, we have a squirter
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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