return my video game
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I am mentally ready for anal.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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