So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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