I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
My vagina just clenched in fear
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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