No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Randomize
