were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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