U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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