have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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