I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
