This girl is more easily done than said...
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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