Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
