it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize