That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I will be naked everywhere
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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