Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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