love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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