We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
These tits shall not be calmed
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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