Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
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