No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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