How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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