im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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