The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
it's like heaven, but drunker
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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