Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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