I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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