doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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