How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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