belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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