Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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