So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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