i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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