i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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