'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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