it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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