Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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