Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
