..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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