Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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