His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
we're so committed to being not committed
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