I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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