JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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