I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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