when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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