lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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