I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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