Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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